Want to know how I know aliens exist?

You are right, of course. Oh, and the rectangular shape for a phone! Amazing! And it must be aliens, because Apple include on its phones–are you ready for this?– a speaker AND a microphone! And unlike all other so-called vendors (stupid humans) Apple, was, of course, the first to use batteries. Everyone else using batteries is infringing on the Apple Overlord patents.
In case you are so Apple zombied you don't get it, that's sarcasm. Come on man. Multitasking? They were late to that game. Facetime? Uh…. late. HD video recording? Yawn. I'll give you the retina display. Even then, that innovation is an LCD manufacturer innovation (>300 dpi density) and not some breakthrough. The Aliens have done a fine job in marketing BS as though it is some kind of miracle. Also, that density comes at a price (read http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2405409,00.asp).
However, just to be fair you may be right. Apple may be run by aliens. I'm sure of this because of the evidence that they have an effective mind control device that turns otherwise smart people  into their slaves.